I Got a Coco Bidet


I Got a COCO Bidet Lyrics

Aye aye aye aye, I got a COCO bidet aye aye aye
Aye aye aye aye, I got a COCO bidet aye aye aye

Let me start by answering your question
What is a bidet?
It’s a gadget used all over the world
Not common in the usa

it shoots water in your hole
After you drop the kids of at the pool
After you unleash the river snake
That swims and splatters all over the place

I don’t want no anal disease
I don’t want no hemorrhoids
I don’t want no dirty ass
So hose me down, hold on I got gas

Aye aye aye aye, I got a COCO bidet aye aye aye
Aye aye aye aye, I got a COCO bidet aye aye aye

Look here, I got a COCO
Its my lady uh-oh
Its even got a deodorizer
And it’s easy on my cho cho

Boys if you want the ladies, you gotta keep it clean
Ladies if you want the boys, you gotta keep it clean

As easy as sit, slip, slop, drip, drop, spray
As easy as sit, slip, slop, drip, drop, spray
The heated seats make me quiver, uh huh
And not cuz I’m cold
but because I love to poop

Aye aye aye aye, I got a COCO bidet aye aye aye
Aye aye aye aye, I got a COCO bidet aye aye aye

“I got a bidet!”
“oh really did you?”
“I sure did!”
“Do you enjoy it?”
“it changed my life!”

Aye aye aye aye, I got a COCO bidet aye aye aye
Aye aye aye aye, I got a COCO bidet aye aye aye
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