Please Don’t Touch My Junk Song

A song written by David Choi called “Please Don’t Touch My Junk” inspired by the recent TSA security issues. Free download here.


Please Don’t Touch My Junk Lyrics
Please don’t touch my junk
I don’t have a bomb
Strapped inside my trunk

Please don’t touch my junk
That I use to F$#%
Please don’t push my luck

I know you have to do your jobs
But can’t metal detectors find buttons and knobs?
Honestly, how cool are those x-ray machines?
But I want kids in the future, and they will mutate my offspring

Hook

Safety is the main priority
Can I at least choose my TSA officer?
I’ll take the girl that’s in lane 3

I will let her pat me down thoroughly
But I ain’t going through that
Child killing death ray machine
No I won’t

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